P. Leno in Frisco (1) - At the airport

P. Leno is in San Francisco aka Frisco voor een bezoek aan Sillicon Valley. Op het vliegveld van San Francisco ontspon zich een interessant gesprek met een immigration officer.

Immigration officer
Sir, we need your fingerprints. Can you put your finger over here ?

P. Leno
Sure, no problem.

Immigration officer
I'll have to ask you a couple of questions. Do any of the following apply to you ? Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict ?

P. Leno
Yes, of course.

Immigration Officer
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance; or been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities ?

P. Leno
Yes, of course.

Immigration Officer
Have you ever been excluded and deported; or previously removed from the US; or procured or attempted to procure a visa or entry into the US by fraud or misrepresentation ?

P. Leno
Yes, of course.

Immigration Officer
Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies ?

P. Leno
Yes, of course.

Immigration Officer
Sir, you know Alcatraz ? That's where you are going. You're under arrest !